This just in from Arizona: In a landmark case, John Wayne Doe was found not guilty of murdering an illegal immigrant. Mr. Doe and the immigrant were both employees of a convenience store in Arizona. Mr. Doe suspected that the … Continue reading
Serenity Prayer Revised for Modern Times God grant me the serenity to accept nothing The courage to complain about everything And the wisdom to know that I am always right. Obama Says Progress Being Made in Afghanistan In related news, … Continue reading
Opening Words Welcome to our grand opening, my friends! Anger is the new religion in America, and we are the first church to accommodate that reality. Some of what you find here will remind you of other churches. For example, … Continue reading
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In a rare show of bipartisan unity, leaders of the Democratic and Republican parties agreed to make the following pledge to the American people: “We pledge not to ask Americans for shared sacrifice in order to eliminate the deficit. Republicans … Continue reading
John Butugley is the latest winner on American Idol. Afflicted with a rare skin disease which causes warts all over his face, John has been shunned all his life. He was once referred to as ‘The ugliest man on earth’. … Continue reading
Systems Analyst C++, Linux, TCP/IP, Java J2EE, Ethernet, sockets,socks,shoes, device drivers, drivers, compiler, assembly, HTTP, SSL, protocols like IM and P2P, routing,AS1, AS2,AS3, perl, awk, sed, grep, other scripting tools If the above mumbo-jumbo means anything to you, you already … Continue reading
Years ago, I attended a “Positive Energy” rally. Boy, was I pumped up! I couldn’t wait to tell my wife about it. “Wow, honey, that was incredible!” They explained how Positive Energy is really just Positive Thinking with a new … Continue reading
The Obama administration recently commissioned a top-secret think tank to compare the cost of the War on Terror to the United States on the one hand, and to al Qaida on the other. The results were reported as follows: United … Continue reading
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